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Not a big fan of editing hostory (or history), but…

September 22, 2006

I wrote an entry last week when I was at my angriest with Amazon’s inability to ship my lens (which if you’ve been under a box the past couple of days — I love). The title was such that it had a pretty harsh curse word beginning with the letter “F” and then in parentheses an apology to one of my parents in case she happened to stumble across it.

I like to check my stats every day or so to see where the traffic is coming from. The last couple of days have had some of the most disturbing search queries I’ve seen. I’m going to change the title to hopefully curb this sort of thing. I’m not a big fan of attracting these people to my site.

(P.S. I know it will not do much to deter them, especially the Digg and de.licio.us folks, but at least as far as Google is concerned the search results should update in a day or so.)

Thank You Amazon (with apologies to anyone who may read this)

September 15, 2006

So all of my ranting and raving actually worked. Someone at Amazon figured out what the problem was and at 7PM last night got the lens shipped out of Reno. It made the journey to Louisville and arrived in Minneapolis this morning at 7AM. The estimated delivery was still up in the air, but someone must’ve tossed it on the last truck out this morning. It arrived a little after noon today.

It’s beautiful — heavy, and I get to take it to Chicago with me.

P.S. I know, I know… “He’s a hypocrite! I thought he said he was going to return it!” I would have, if it had shown up next week while I was out of town. Am I planning on using Amazon again any time soon? No, but I have to thank whoever figured out the problem and found the 30mm f1.4 beauty that is now fastened to my Oly E-500.

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Fcuk You Amazon (with apologies to my female parent who may read this)

September 14, 2006

The following is an open letter to the automatons at Amazon upon the completely screwed-up order for my Sigma 30mm lens for my Olympus dSLR (I have no delusions that this will fall on deaf ears):

Amazon has gone a long way towards ruining my weekend with your half-assed system. I ordered the lens on Friday, September 9th, for a trip to Chicago this weekend. I ordered it from Amazon — paying a premium price — because I believed in you. I paid for the two-day shipping because it told me I would get it by Wednesday — giving me a two-day fudge factor. It sat there in “preparing to ship” mode. I checked hourly for a tracking number. Finally at 3:30PM on Tuesday I looked again and my estimated delivery was pushed back to Sept. 21st.

UNACCEPTABLE!

I searched the web for a phone number (nice job hiding that by the way), and talked to the very pleasant Samantha. She looked into it, told me they were indeed in stock and then assured me it was being packaged and would arrive on my doorstep on Thursday (after a oddly named “upgraded 1-day” shipping). I asked again, explaining the situation I was in, “So I will get this on Thursday?” Her response was “Yes.” I explained to her, “If this isn’t going to be on my doorstep by Friday, I need to cancel the order right now.” She assured me again. The estimated delivery date changed to the 14th and I, apparently wrongheadedly, believed in you.

I continued to watch the order continue NOT being in “shipped” mode.

It continued in this fashion until well after the last FedEx and UPS planes of the day fly over my home and land at Minneapolis International Airport.

Upon arriving at work this morning, still holding out hope that I may magically receive the item today, I checked the status yet again.

It had been bumped to the 19th.

I called again and spoke with the very polite Ahmed. He put me on hold a couple of times to research the situation, told me it was not in stock, and finally relayed that I would receive it “as soon as possible”, and then something about “within 30 days.” I divorced myself from the situation at the “as soon as possible” point and told him to cancel my order immediately. At this point Ahmed told me it was “not cancellable.” WHAT? But it hasn’t shipped yet right? Cancel the order! I don’t want you to make a nickel off of this! You’ve used up all the goodwill I can muster, and gone a long way towards messing up my photo vacation. So now, I’ve got a charged credit card, no lens, no hope that it will arrive, no desire to keep ANYTHING that Amazon would ship me, and anger seething within me.

I’ve been on teams that have built some rather large ecommerce inventory systems. I know all about inventory threshholds and how supply chain works. This is a messed-up situation. There is simply no excuse for it.

Thanks Mr. Bezos.

I could have gone with another vendor. Apparently, I SHOULD HAVE gone with another vendor.

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UPDATED at 2:39PM CDT:

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I guess “on hand” and “ships soon” has a different meaning in Amazon-world.